1. Worn the same sweaty shorts to the gym a handful of times.
2. Worn the same jeans for a few weeks straight, too.
3. Flipped your boxers inside-out because you were too lazy to do laundry…
4. Or given them the ~smell test~.
5. Basked in the smell of your own fart.
6. Delayed showering to relish in your own scent.
7. Picked your toenails and left the remnants wherever they fell.
8. Picked your nose and examined the contents for color, texture, and hair.